Saturday, March 15, 2008

Software Testing Engineer' Zameen par- Every tester is special !!

Software Testing Engineer' Zameen par- Every tester is special !!

Time to rephrase the 'maa' song from 'taare zameen par' to suit this profession...TM refers to 'Testing manager'

Anthem:

main kabhi complain karta nahi
par critical bugs ko lekar developers ki maarna chahata hoon TM
yun to main, dikhalata nahi
par paid-vacations par jaana chahata hoon TM
tujhe sab hain pata, hain na TM
tujhe sab hain pata, mere TM

issues mein yoon na chodo mujhe
ghar bhi jaa naa paoon TM
team pe itna bojh na do
baaki colleagues ko yaad bhi na aa paoon TM
kya itna bura hoon main TM
kya itna bura, mere TM

jab bhi kabhi project client-side pe deploy hota hain
ticket pe ticket aate hain TM
meri nazar dhoondhe tujhe
sochu.n yahi tu aa ke work distribute karega TM


TL's mujhse poochte nahi
manual kam..automation zyada karna chahta hoon TM
work effort pe effect aane deta nahi
par repetitive task karke bore ho jaata hoon TM
kya itna bura hoon scripting mein main TM
kya itna bura,mere TM

jab bhi kabhi...test cases prepare hote hain
ambiguity se kaamp jaata hoon TM
meri nazar dhoondhe bugs
exploratory testing hi karte reh jaata hoon main TM

on-site team se kehta nahi
par unke acquired-accent se seham jaata hoon TM
video confrencing me chehre pe aane deta nahi
dil hi dil mein gaaliyan deta hoon unko TM..
tujhe sab pata hain na TM
tujhe sab hai pata, mere TM

main kabhi batlata nahi
par on-site jaana chahata hoon main TM
yun to main dikhlata nahi
company se bhaag jana chahta hoon main TM
tujhe sab hain pata, hain na TM
tujse sab hain pata, mere TM



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1 comment:

  1. Very nice songs and movie ...this is one of the favorite best movies... i like it...
    Taare Zameen Par

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