balakrishna jokes

If bala krishna assumes himself as a S/W engineer. then his
dialogues
would be like this.....

 

1) Etthi kottanante Google search lo kooda
kanapadakunda potaav...

2) Orey Java Reddy, Nenu VB chesa, VC chesa, C kuda
chesa nee yabba nee Java kuda chesa... Nuvvu.. Software vamsam
lo ne
puttunte.. neeke ganaka.. oka company vunte.. laptop, desktop
rendu
vunte... raa ra.. dammunte naaku interview cheyyara... raa ra

3) Gattiga
Keyboard button nokkanate.. aa sound ke job istav.. alantidi
nenu personal
gaa vatchi interview ivvatam entra...

4) Debugging naaku maa amma uggu
paalatho pattindi ra....

5) Program nuvvu ichina sare, nannu raayamanna sare,
Logic nuvvu cheppina sare nannu alochinchamanna sare, eppudayina
ekkadaina
ee cyber center lo nina sare ..choosukundam nee yabba

 

 

 

) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College
4) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software
6) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

 

Ileana: Em chestuntaru meeru,

Balaiah: Mari antha gattiga adigite em cheptaam. Nuvvem anukuntunnav?

Ileana: Ante… age ayipoyi cinemalu lekunda kali kali ga tiruguthu verri chupulu chusukuntu tirige bandodu anukunna….

balaiah: correct manamadhe…

Ileana: kaaligane unnav ga panikochche panulu cheyochu ga…

balaiah : kaali ga evadunnadu. Dabbuliste emaina chesta…

Ileana: emaina ante?

balaiah: ippudu flop cinemalu free ga chesaga, mamuluga aithe dabbulu tisukuni chestha…

Ileana: endukala?

………….

 

 

 

Chinna (Jr. NTR): Namasthe babai
Babai ( Balayya): Entra abbai kotha cinema theesavata
Chinna: Avunu ...ashok....manchi ki punch punch ki punche
Babai : Caption ekkado vinnattundi
Chinna: Neede koncham marcha...
Babai: Naa cinema choosi janalu rallatho kottaru.... Nuvvu jagratha..
Chinna : Flop ki neneppudu bayapadanu Babai floppe nannnu choosi bayapaduthundi
Babai : Super dialog beta... A cinema lodi
Chinna : Sonthanga cheppa
Babai : Okasari thoda gottu chinna
Chinna : Enduku babai
Babai : Appati nunchi doma karusthundi ra
Chinna : Enduku mana cinemalu boltha koduthunnayi... manake enduku ila jaruguthundi
Babai: Chesukunnavariki chesukunnantha mahadeva
Chinna : Identi babai cinema pera
Babai : Nee bonda......Avanni ardam aithe manam nandamuri varasulam ela avutham ra
Babai : Mee ayya malli cinema theesthunnadata
Chinna : Vaado diwane gadu.........Manake dikku ledu ..Vaani banda face ni evaru choostharu
Babai : Manavi banda face le kadara
Chinna : Avunanuko....Nuvvu retire ayipovachchu kada mari
Babai : Appude emaindi chinna.. telugu producers andarini adukkuthine la cheyaka pothe na peru balayye kadu
Chinna: Aa pani neneppudo start chesa... Monne okadu hussain sagar lo dukadu... kani bathiki poyadu na koduku
Babai : Intiki pilichi kalchi parey
Chinna : Case avuthundemo
Babai : Nenu cheyale....thedalosthe care hospital undane undiga
Chinna : ee matram hint is the chalu chelaregipotha...

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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.