Rescission Effect

balakrishna jokes

If bala krishna assumes himself as a S/W engineer. then his
dialogues
would be like this.....

 

1) Etthi kottanante Google search lo kooda
kanapadakunda potaav...

2) Orey Java Reddy, Nenu VB chesa, VC chesa, C kuda
chesa nee yabba nee Java kuda chesa... Nuvvu.. Software vamsam
lo ne
puttunte.. neeke ganaka.. oka company vunte.. laptop, desktop
rendu
vunte... raa ra.. dammunte naaku interview cheyyara... raa ra

3) Gattiga
Keyboard button nokkanate.. aa sound ke job istav.. alantidi
nenu personal
gaa vatchi interview ivvatam entra...

4) Debugging naaku maa amma uggu
paalatho pattindi ra....

5) Program nuvvu ichina sare, nannu raayamanna sare,
Logic nuvvu cheppina sare nannu alochinchamanna sare, eppudayina
ekkadaina
ee cyber center lo nina sare ..choosukundam nee yabba

 

 

 

) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College
4) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software
6) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

 

Ileana: Em chestuntaru meeru,

Balaiah: Mari antha gattiga adigite em cheptaam. Nuvvem anukuntunnav?

Ileana: Ante… age ayipoyi cinemalu lekunda kali kali ga tiruguthu verri chupulu chusukuntu tirige bandodu anukunna….

balaiah: correct manamadhe…

Ileana: kaaligane unnav ga panikochche panulu cheyochu ga…

balaiah : kaali ga evadunnadu. Dabbuliste emaina chesta…

Ileana: emaina ante?

balaiah: ippudu flop cinemalu free ga chesaga, mamuluga aithe dabbulu tisukuni chestha…

Ileana: endukala?

………….

 

 

 

Chinna (Jr. NTR): Namasthe babai
Babai ( Balayya): Entra abbai kotha cinema theesavata
Chinna: Avunu ...ashok....manchi ki punch punch ki punche
Babai : Caption ekkado vinnattundi
Chinna: Neede koncham marcha...
Babai: Naa cinema choosi janalu rallatho kottaru.... Nuvvu jagratha..
Chinna : Flop ki neneppudu bayapadanu Babai floppe nannnu choosi bayapaduthundi
Babai : Super dialog beta... A cinema lodi
Chinna : Sonthanga cheppa
Babai : Okasari thoda gottu chinna
Chinna : Enduku babai
Babai : Appati nunchi doma karusthundi ra
Chinna : Enduku mana cinemalu boltha koduthunnayi... manake enduku ila jaruguthundi
Babai: Chesukunnavariki chesukunnantha mahadeva
Chinna : Identi babai cinema pera
Babai : Nee bonda......Avanni ardam aithe manam nandamuri varasulam ela avutham ra
Babai : Mee ayya malli cinema theesthunnadata
Chinna : Vaado diwane gadu.........Manake dikku ledu ..Vaani banda face ni evaru choostharu
Babai : Manavi banda face le kadara
Chinna : Avunanuko....Nuvvu retire ayipovachchu kada mari
Babai : Appude emaindi chinna.. telugu producers andarini adukkuthine la cheyaka pothe na peru balayye kadu
Chinna: Aa pani neneppudo start chesa... Monne okadu hussain sagar lo dukadu... kani bathiki poyadu na koduku
Babai : Intiki pilichi kalchi parey
Chinna : Case avuthundemo
Babai : Nenu cheyale....thedalosthe care hospital undane undiga
Chinna : ee matram hint is the chalu chelaregipotha...

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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Award winning Joke-Engineering Rocks Again

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               M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition

organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE student wakes his MBA friend and says

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

    The MBA ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and

we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically.....Someone has stolen our tent".

"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"

 

Cute story... Read till the end...

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THE TALE OF A DATE
  She is my first and the only love till this point. Her name is Nivedita, a software engineer by profession. She is turning twenty-four shortly and she is undoubtedly the most beautiful girl on earth. I made it a point to share my feelings today with her, hoping this letter would do it all. I have not written any letters in my life till now, and this is perhaps the first time I pen down my thoughts and expectations for the person I love the most on earth.
  Its been four years since we met each other and a strong bond has grown between us through these years. I was unaware of her love for a long time. In fact, I hadnt spoken a word with her till about a year I had seen her for the first time. It was in one long journey in train, I understood her love for me. It happened a year ago.
It was a trip from Kanyakumari to Chennai in Kanyakumari Express. We had passed Vizhupuram and it was 3 am in the morning. I thought I was the only one who was awake in the whole compartment in that early hour. But to my surprise, she was also awake.
I didnt know then that it was for me she had got up that early. Hardly had she seemed to move her sight away from me. She smiled at me very often and every time I encountered that cute smile, I started eagerly awaiting the next battle with her smile and shining eyes. Her smile had everything in it, the story of unbelievable affection, care and what not.
From that moment, till now, I too have loved her to a great extent. We have never exchanged words about the love we have towards each other, but words are too less to reflect the amount of affection and love we share. I have always thought that the love would remain throughout our life and it happened to be the same till three months back.
Vivek had come into my life three months back. In fact I myself had waited his arrival for quite a long time, but from the moment he arrived, he has been the worst enemy in my life. Nivedita and he had grown close over times, and the fraction of time she spent with me got lowered to a great extent. Even the latest Sensex fall would be less compared to the fall in her affection for me.
I have wondered how it could suddenly happen, after near to four long years of understanding and love amidst us. At times, I have felt like killing that guy Vivek, but I have not had that much strength or braveness to do that. Still, what can he do? He did no mistake to his part, except for being born charming, cute and fair.
Two days before when I saw her, she was feeding food for him and I was hurt to the core on seeing the incident. My anger had boiled down to tears, and I broke. It took almost close to three hours for me stop crying, I felt I had cried more than how much I would have cried when I was born.
I have been trying to understand where it all went wrong, but to my fortune, till now, I havent been able spot it out. Once for all, I decided to tell all my feelings to her, no matter how she is going to deal with it. I have heard my dad saying a lot of times Something is better than nothing! and I made up my mind to do something.
I fixed today to be the DATE for throwing open in front of her the TALE of my pure love for her. I dont know whether I will get a positive response from her, but I pray God that only the best happens.
Trrrrriinnnnnnggggg…
My school bell has rung. The lunch break is over. My UKG classmates would be ready to welcome me with the same cute smile as ever.
I hope my MOTHER Nivedita will be alright, understands me and shares some time with me also, apart from that she spends with my three months old rascal BROTHER Vivek.
See you after a break!!!

With Love,
ShyamUKG-B

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