Tuesday, May 09, 2017

mother busy in whatsapp

after checking salary increase

busy with whatsapp

Thursday, April 07, 2011

9 Promises To Be Taken Before Choosing Software Feild

1) I have already enjoyed my life in childhood

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2) I love tension

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3) I don’t want to spend time wid my friends

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4) I love night duties

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5) I love to work on Sundays and holidays

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6) I want to take revenge on myself

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7) I don’t want to get married b4 30 yrs of age

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8) I want to study until my death

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9) I don’t want hair on my head J

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100% job guaranteed ~ This is Y i was KICKED OUT of MICROSOFT ~


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N do Recommend me 4 a JOB were ders a vacancy ! 


Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Friday, March 11, 2011

Help INDIA grow healthy

Kindly, share this valuable information wherever possible.

1.  If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA , please contact:
"RED SOCIETY" at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies.

Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of donor address. www.friendstosupport.org

Engineering Students can register in www.campuscouncil.com to attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.

Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically Challenged children.
Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506.

If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by  Kodaikanal   PASAM Hospital . From 23rd March to 4th April by German Doctors.
Everything is free. Contact : 045420-240668,245732
"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips"

If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the owner and Fine will be collected from them.

7.  By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than what it is now. Our Himalayan glaciers are melting at rapid rate. So let all of us lend our hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING.
 -Plant more Trees.
 -Don't waste Water & Electricity.      
 -Don't use or burn Plastics

8.  It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth.
"Respect them and Save them"

9.   Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919 and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information about how to donate eyes plz visit these sites.

10.  Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore. 10.
Contact : 9916737471

Medicine for Blood Cancer!!!!
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone.
Cancer Institute  in Adyar, Chennai
Category:  Cancer
East Canal Bank Road , Gandhi Nagar
Chennai -600020
Landmark: Near Michael School
Phone:  044-24910754  044-24910754 ,  044-24911526  044-24911526 ,  044-22350241  044-22350241

If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India ) - Its not a Joke, This is the number of Child helpline.
They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.
Please Save Our Mother Nature for

Please  forward.
Let it reach the 110 Crores Indians and the remaining if any.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

is it true?

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .
At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
Last but not least ..
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Revised JANDHYALA thitlu read & enjoy........

1. కాకి రెట్టేసిన క్లైంట్ మీటింగ్ కి వెళ్ళిపోయే గలీజ్ నాయాల..

బూట్ పాలిష్ కుర్రాడితో బేరాలాడి 50 % డిస్కౌంట్ కి చేయించుకునే పీనాసి నాయాల...

నాన్న సికారుకేల్డం అని పిల్లలదిగితే ఆఫీసు లో ఫామిలీ డే కి తీసుకేల్తాననే కక్కుర్తి సన్నాసి....

స్నేహితుడు రిక్వెస్ట్ పంపితే accept చెయ్యకుండా తిరిగి request పంపే వెర్రి వెదవ...

అష్ట దరిద్రమైన శని గ్రహానికి powder పూసి, బొట్టు పెట్టిన దయ్యంలా ఉన్నావ్....

6. atm
లో pan card పెట్టే తింగరి సన్నాసి....

7. ac
కోసం atm కి వెళ్లి బాలన్స్ enquiry చేసే కక్కుర్తి ఎదవ...

సముద్రంలో కప్పలు పట్టే మొహం...

9. Aquarium
లో చేపలు పట్టే ఫేసూ..

ఉడతలు పట్టే వాడివి...

తొండ మొహం వెదవ...

తిని పాడేసిన విస్తరాకులు కడిగి అమ్మే కక్కుర్తి ఎదవా...

వాడేసిన బ్లేడ్ ముక్కలను ఇనప సామాన్ల వాడికి వేసే పీనాసి నాయాల...

అమ్మాయి సీక్రెట్ గా నీ బుక్ లో ప్రేమ లేఖ పెడుతుంటే చూసి, ఏమండి మీ బుక్ కాదండీ నాది అని గట్టిగా అరిచే అర బుర్ర ఎదవా..

కుక్క వెంతపడుతుంటే పరిగెత్తకుండా vodofone sim తీసి పడేసే అక్కుపక్షి...

16. 108 vehicle
ని ఆపి లిఫ్ట్ అడిగి తిట్లు తినే తింగరి ఎదవ...

17. శవం మీద మరమరాలు ఏరుకొని bhel puri చేసుకొని తినే పెంట మొహమా..

18. కాకి నోట్లోంచి బ్రెడ్ ముక్క లాక్కునే అంట్ల కాకి ఎదవా...

19. రెండో floor లో పెట్రోల్ బంక్ పెట్టి దివాలా తీసిన ఫేసూ.

20. ఎర్రసైన్యం R.narayana murthi దగ్గర break dance నేర్చుకొనే ఎదవా...

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Drinking water with empty stomach cures many diseases

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value... We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.


1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water
2.. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute
3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours
5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:
1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)
2. Gastric (10 days)
3. Diabetes (30 days)
4. Constipation (10 days)
5. Cancer (180 days)
6. TB (90 days)
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense.. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals..Not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.. It will line the intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks:

    *   Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting,

    * Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
    *   You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
    * Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
    *   60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
    * Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep.. Let's be careful and be aware.. The more we know the better chance we could survive...