Monday, January 03, 2011

*☼☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!! ☼ ☼**

Some supposedly real life anecdotes shared by IT workers.

I once left home to go to the market wearing my Infosys ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
few days back  I slept at 11:30 in the night and  woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 9.15 hours and
laughed at myself when I realised that.
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with plates in
my hand..
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "why is she not attending the status call?"
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also........ ....
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.......... .....
I jus forget that we have to turn on and off the tap......... ..
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying ...
" Ok case of any issues will call u back"
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe its in the recycle bin
I was about to throw my hand towel into the bin after drying my hand..... at
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???
I have a experience to share tooo ..
I was earlier working at the back office of an international Bank.
We used to 'dispatch' lot of Credit / Debit cards and
statements for the customers and track its delivery later.
Once my granma was admitted in a hospital,
my team mate once casually asked me
" howz ur granma doing now ? still in hospital ? " ...
and i replied to her " She is better now ,
she will dispatched from the hospital tomorrow !"
This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay !
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mg....thank god he didn't notice.
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
I was with the data migration team before I moved in bangalore . I was tired

after long hours of discussion about migration of environments. My friend
got a transfer to Bangalore and when my team mate asked about it I just
said “ ya he s migrated to Bangalore and haven’t given me the status
updates” J the entire team was lol

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