EVADI GOLA VAADIDHIII!!!!!

 

EVADI GOLA VAADIDHIII!!!!!(FUNNY)

 

 

 

 

CHIRU: Kooturni penchu kovatam kanna kukka pillani penchukovatam meluu!

 

 

CHARAN: Ponile cinema release ayina tarvatha lechi poyindhi leka pothe naku bokka padedhiiii!

 

 

ALLU ARJUN: Kompadessi malli Danni techhi naku anta kadatara enti raa babuuu!!

 

 

BALLAYYA: Naa koothuru intlo undho ledho Urgent ga phone cheyyali raaa babu ! lekha pothe vamsam paruvu pothundhi raa naynaa!

 

 

MOHANBABU: TV 9 vallanu elagayna intiki vachetaattu cheyyali raa elaga??

Leka pothe veellu chiru inti chuttoo tirugutunnaruuu?

 

 

PAWANKALYAN: nenu safe side vunte chaaalu....

 

 

 

 

MAHESHBABU: Family Family mottamm TV 9 vadini bathikistunnara nannnaaa!

 

 

UDAY KIRAN: ee peddollu unnare eppudu intheee! Nenu sushmitha "nuvvu-nenu"

"naku nuvvu - neeku nenu " anukunnamuu kaniiii!!! Ponile maa tammudu baaaga gunapatam cheppadu!

 

 

PURI JAGANNATH: ela lechipoyaru annadi kadu annaya lechipoyara ledha annadi important!!!!!!!!!

GIRLS

HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER



RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn her off



WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.



SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun




INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access



SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.




MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful




CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.



EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .


VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her, you will
lose everything..

swipe out by anil

funny

job change

interview

dancing

job cycle in india

never quit my job

hikes

work hard

funny

todays joke

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar's.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar's.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar's ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar's.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar's is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.

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How To make your own Radio Station ...

How To make your own Radio Station ...

::Must HAVE Winamp (Any Version)::

First, things First your speed has to be at least 256/64 kbps (which means Dial-up users, will have alot of latency, just dnt bother)

Second, your going to have to have a domain, an updated one with the current i.p active. (Could be anything e.g. My sig)

Now, Your gonna have to download the Shoutcast Files.

Go to
:
www.shoutcast.com

to get the files.

Ok After downloading these, installing Both of them in any order i dnt care. Go to START>PROGRAM FILES>SHOUTcast DNAS>EDIT SHOUTCAST DNS CONFIG.

Ok your gonna have to Configure it:
Go Down and where it says password: change (that means your gonna have to change it to whatever, make sure u remember)

The Portbase: change it to whatever port you want it
Maxusers: (lets be realistic here, dnt put in 10000, like NXS's radio station) your bandwidth has to be extremely good, if your cable, 50 user max is ok, ADSL should stay below 10 users, and T1 connections should do whatever tickles there fantasy.

EDIT>SAVE.

Open winamp, RIGHT CLICK>OPTIONS>PREFRENCES>DSP EFFECT> and choose the NULLSOFT SHOUTCAST.

Go to OUTPUT, and then click on Connection, Through the ADDRESS, type your address which you have done through
Code:
www.no-ip.com

PORT NUMBER, whatever u did in the EDIT.txt, and your password.

Then go to Encoder, and choose your quality of your music. Go back to OUTPUT>OUTPUT CONFIG> YELLOW PAGES. this is your advertisemant information. dow hatever you like there.

Now Connect. to check that your Radio os on-line go to http:// (your address that you added in the prefrence)

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FUTURE TENSE

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WAT THE HELL...!!!!!!!!ONE MORE..!!!!!!!!! LOL

WAT THE HELL...!!!!!!!!ONE MORE..!!!!!!!!!

LOL

India - Pak Unity

India - Pak Unity

Sent by

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Four Legged Chicken

Four Legged Chicken

Sent by Rajesh

Dog says - IT's my style -)

What does Mona Lisa do when the Museum is closed?

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Warning: Bug found in the BLOG

Understanding Women ????

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman ???,????
If you don't, you are not a man ???,????
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying ???,????
If you don't, you are good for nothing ???,????
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing ???,?????
If you don't, you are not understanding ???,????
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' ???,????
If you don't you are half a man ???,????
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring ???,????
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing ???,????
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy ???,????
If you don't, you are a dull boy ???,????
If you are jealous, she says it's bad ???,????
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her ???,????
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her ???,????
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her ???,????
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait ???,????
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way ???,????
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel ???,????
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' ???,????
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold ???,????
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage ???,????
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics ????,?????
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics ????,?????
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting ????,?????
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring ????, ?????
If you talk, she wants you to listen ????,????
If you listen, she wants you to talk ????,?????
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' ???!???????? ??
So simple, yet so complex ????
So weak, yet so powerful ????
So confusing, yet so desirable ?????,?????
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" ???!????????

some more funny lines

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

some funny jokes

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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It is difficult to understand GOD . He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives

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If u r married please ignore this MSG,

For everyone else: Happy Independence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.

After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

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Galfriends r like chocolates,
Taste gud anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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Man receives telegram: Wife deadshould be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Now how can a student pass

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days
left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!
Balance = 0

"How can a student pass ??"
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1.5 Giga Pixel photograph !!!

http://www.docbert.org/MP/

^^^^^Revenge^^^^^ chk out

Husbands are really innocent

1----- Where is the money?
2....... Show me ur Pockets...

4 .......MOVE..!!!!....Give me way..... I am going for shopping.

3............. I ll not give her the money...... She spends all of my salary.....Booohooo o!!!

5........ Thanks Sweetheart.. ......... bye

Top 20-Ranking Companies in India - 2006

Top 20-Ranking Companies in India - 2006

1


TCS


2


Wipro

3


Infosys Technologies


4


HP India Sales

5


IBM


6


Ingram Micro

7


Satyam Computer Services


8


Redington India

9


HCL Technologies


10


Cisco Systems

11


Intel


12


HCL Infosystems

13


Cognizant Technology Solutions


14


Microsoft India

15


Patni Computer Systems


16


Lenovo India

17


Samsung


18


Moser Bear

19


Oracle India


20


eSys Infotech







The Top 20-Best Employers in India - 2006

1


Tata Consultancy Services

2


RMSI

3


HCL Infosystems

4


Infosys Technologies

5


Cadence Design Systems

6


Hexaware Technologies

7


Aztecsoft

8


Induslogic

9


Wipro Technologies

10


Accel Frontline





Top List Company to work in the world with highest pay and Good Employee satisfaction:

1. Google

2. Yahoo

3. Sun Microsystems

4. IBM

5. Oracle.

6.AOL.

7.Apple Computers.

8.GE

9.Microsoft

10.Intel.





Top List Company to work in the India with highest pay, Good Employee satisfaction:

1. Google (bang)

2. Yahoo (bang)

3. Sun Microsystems (bang)

4. Trilogy (bang)

5. Oracle (Hyd, Bang)

6. Adobe and RedHat.(Bang) .

8. Microsoft (Hyd).

9. Verizon (Chennai).

10.SAP-Labs. (bang).





Best Quality Training Company for Entry level Software Engg in India is Infosys.

Best Outsourcing Company in the world is Accenture.

Highest no of employee: IBM.

Best Mail Server is Yahoo and Gmail.

Highest Hitting Web site is www.google.com

Best Supporting Company is Access-Linux and Sony.

Best Electronic Company Sony.

Best Computer DeskTop provider is Dell.

Best LabTop provider is IBM-Think.

Best MotherBoard provider is AMD.

Best Client for IT is City Bank and Deutsche Bank.





Best Products by the Software Company:

1. Mainframes Server by IBM.

2. Application Server by Oracle

3. Business ware Tool by IBM MQ-series.

4. Application Servers by Sun Microsystems.

5. Application servers by bea-Weblogic.

6. Application servers by IBM-Webshpere.

7. Oracle database by Oracle.

8. MS Office by Microsoft.

9. Lotus Notes Mail server by IBM.

10. Integration tools by tibco.

Best Commerce Server is Web sphere Commerce Server by IBM.



Top Best Fields to work:

1. Main Frames

2. SAP.

3. EAI-Integration domain in all tech.

4. Java/j2ee

5. Embedded Technology.

6. Dot Net.

7. Oracle

8. ERP

9. Mercury Testing tools.

10. Networking and Routers using C.





Best Position in Software Company after Management team:

1. Business Analyst team.

2. Application Integration team.

3. Application and Product Development team.

4. System Development team.

5. Quality Control Team.

6. DB Team.

7. Networking and System admin team.

8. Application maintenance and Enhancement team.

9. System maintenance team.

10. Testing Team.

11. Marketing Team.

12. Finance Team.

13. Human Resource Team.

14. Resource Management Team.

15. Infrastructure Maintenance and Help Desk team.



Best Operating System:

1. Unix (For security and Capability)

2. Microsoft Windows 2000 (For GUI and Flexibility)

3. Sun Solaris.

4. Red Hat Linux.

HERE'S MY ADVANCE UGADI SPECIAL GIFT

DO THIS YOGASANA AFTER LUNCH, IT REALLY HELPS YOU STAY HEALTHY

(IF ALREADY DOING PLEASE IGNORE.... SORRY FOR THE DISTURBANCE. YOU CAN CONTINUE .......!)

Just see the picture below ...

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