Friday, August 03, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
todays joke
Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar's.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar's.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar's ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar's.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar's is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
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Customer : Kumar's.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar's.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar's ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar's.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar's is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
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Monday, May 14, 2007
How To make your own Radio Station ...
How To make your own Radio Station ...
::Must HAVE Winamp (Any Version)::
First, things First your speed has to be at least 256/64 kbps (which means Dial-up users, will have alot of latency, just dnt bother)
Second, your going to have to have a domain, an updated one with the current i.p active. (Could be anything e.g. My sig)
Now, Your gonna have to download the Shoutcast Files.
Go to
:
www.shoutcast.com
to get the files.
Ok After downloading these, installing Both of them in any order i dnt care. Go to START>PROGRAM FILES>SHOUTcast DNAS>EDIT SHOUTCAST DNS CONFIG.
Ok your gonna have to Configure it:
Go Down and where it says password: change (that means your gonna have to change it to whatever, make sure u remember)
The Portbase: change it to whatever port you want it
Maxusers: (lets be realistic here, dnt put in 10000, like NXS's radio station) your bandwidth has to be extremely good, if your cable, 50 user max is ok, ADSL should stay below 10 users, and T1 connections should do whatever tickles there fantasy.
EDIT>SAVE.
Open winamp, RIGHT CLICK>OPTIONS>PREFRENCES>DSP EFFECT> and choose the NULLSOFT SHOUTCAST.
Go to OUTPUT, and then click on Connection, Through the ADDRESS, type your address which you have done through
Code:
www.no-ip.com
PORT NUMBER, whatever u did in the EDIT.txt, and your password.
Then go to Encoder, and choose your quality of your music. Go back to OUTPUT>OUTPUT CONFIG> YELLOW PAGES. this is your advertisemant information. dow hatever you like there.
Now Connect. to check that your Radio os on-line go to http:// (your address that you added in the prefrence)
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::Must HAVE Winamp (Any Version)::
First, things First your speed has to be at least 256/64 kbps (which means Dial-up users, will have alot of latency, just dnt bother)
Second, your going to have to have a domain, an updated one with the current i.p active. (Could be anything e.g. My sig)
Now, Your gonna have to download the Shoutcast Files.
Go to
:
www.shoutcast.com
to get the files.
Ok After downloading these, installing Both of them in any order i dnt care. Go to START>PROGRAM FILES>SHOUTcast DNAS>EDIT SHOUTCAST DNS CONFIG.
Ok your gonna have to Configure it:
Go Down and where it says password: change (that means your gonna have to change it to whatever, make sure u remember)
The Portbase: change it to whatever port you want it
Maxusers: (lets be realistic here, dnt put in 10000, like NXS's radio station) your bandwidth has to be extremely good, if your cable, 50 user max is ok, ADSL should stay below 10 users, and T1 connections should do whatever tickles there fantasy.
EDIT>SAVE.
Open winamp, RIGHT CLICK>OPTIONS>PREFRENCES>DSP EFFECT> and choose the NULLSOFT SHOUTCAST.
Go to OUTPUT, and then click on Connection, Through the ADDRESS, type your address which you have done through
Code:
www.no-ip.com
PORT NUMBER, whatever u did in the EDIT.txt, and your password.
Then go to Encoder, and choose your quality of your music. Go back to OUTPUT>OUTPUT CONFIG> YELLOW PAGES. this is your advertisemant information. dow hatever you like there.
Now Connect. to check that your Radio os on-line go to http:// (your address that you added in the prefrence)
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
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Monday, April 02, 2007
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance |
OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit |
| SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
| GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
| HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. |
| LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. |
| PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. |
| DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
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