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Interesting Facts about India

• India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history.
• When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization)
• The name 'India' is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.
• The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name 'Hindustan' combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus.
• Chess was invented in India.
• Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies, which originated in India.
• The 'Place Value System' and the 'Decimal System' were developed in India in 100 B.C.
• The World's First Granite Temple is the Brihadeswara Temple at Tanjavur, Tamil Nadu. The shikhara of the temple is made from a single 80-tonne piece of granite. This magnificent temple was built in just five years, (between 1004 AD and 1009 AD) during the reign of Rajaraja Chola.
• India is the largest democracy in the world, the 6th largest Country in the world, and one of the most ancient civilizations.
• The game of Snakes & Ladders was created by the 13th century poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat'. The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices. The game was played with cowrie shells and dices. In time, the game underwent several modifications, but its meaning remained the same, i.e. good deeds take people to heaven and evil to a cycle of re-births.
• The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.
• India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.
• The largest employer in the world is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.
• The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
• Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to mankind. The Father of Medicine, Charaka, consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.
• India was one of the richest countries till the time of British rule in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus, attracted by India's wealth, had come looking for a sea route to India when he discovered America by mistake.
• The Art of Navigation & Navigating was born in the river Sindh over 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word 'NAVGATIH'. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.
• Bhaskaracharya rightly calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the Sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. According to his calculation, the time taken by the Earth to orbit the Sun was 365.258756484 days.
• The value of "pi" was first calculated by the Indian Mathematician Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century, long before the European mathematicians.
• Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus also originated in India.Quadratic Equations were used by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10*53 (i.e. 10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 B.C.during the Vedic period.Even today, the largest used number is Terra: 10*12(10 to the power of 12).
• Until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds in the world
  (Source: Gemological Institute of America).
• The Baily Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is located in the Ladakh valley between the Dras and Suru rivers in the Himalayan mountains. It was built by the Indian Army in August 1982.
• Sushruta is regarded as the Father of Surgery. Over2600 years ago Sushrata & his team conducted complicated surgeries like cataract, artificial limbs, cesareans, fractures, urinary stones, plastic surgery and brain surgeries.
• Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient Indian medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism,physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.
• India exports software to 90 countries.
• The four religions born in India - Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.
• Jainism and Buddhism were founded in India in 600 B.C. and 500 B.C. respectively.
• Islam is India's and the world's second largest religion.
• There are 300,000 active mosques in India, more than in any other country, including the Muslim world.
• The oldest European church and synagogue in India are in the city of Cochin. They were built in 1503 and 1568 respectively.
• Jews and Christians have lived continuously in India since 200 B.C. and 52 A.D. respectively
• The largest religious building in the world is Angkor Wat, a Hindu Temple in Cambodia built at the end of the 11th century.
• The Vishnu Temple in the city of Tirupathi built in the 10th century, is the world's largest religious pilgrimage destination. Larger than either Rome or Mecca, an average of 30,000 visitors donate $6 million (US) to the temple everyday.
• Sikhism originated in the Holy city of Amritsar in Punjab. Famous for housing the Golden Temple, the city was founded in 1577.
• Varanasi, also known as Benaras, was called "the Ancient City" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C., and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
• India provides safety for more than 300,000 refugees originally from Sri Lanka, Tibet, Bhutan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh, who escaped to flee religious and political persecution.
• His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, the exiled spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhists, runs his government in exile from Dharmashala in northern India.
• Martial Arts were first created in India, and later spread to Asia by Buddhist missionaries.
• Yoga has its origins in India and has existed for over 5,000 years.

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Treatment For Sugar (Diabetic)

Please share this information …it is the cure of the trouble disease called diabetes…..

Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is " OKRA ".

Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each
Piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in
Glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during
Night. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady
Finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.

Keep doing it on daily basis.

Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your
SUGAR.

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Please forward it to friends and Family.

Rescission Effect

balakrishna jokes

If bala krishna assumes himself as a S/W engineer. then his
dialogues
would be like this.....

 

1) Etthi kottanante Google search lo kooda
kanapadakunda potaav...

2) Orey Java Reddy, Nenu VB chesa, VC chesa, C kuda
chesa nee yabba nee Java kuda chesa... Nuvvu.. Software vamsam
lo ne
puttunte.. neeke ganaka.. oka company vunte.. laptop, desktop
rendu
vunte... raa ra.. dammunte naaku interview cheyyara... raa ra

3) Gattiga
Keyboard button nokkanate.. aa sound ke job istav.. alantidi
nenu personal
gaa vatchi interview ivvatam entra...

4) Debugging naaku maa amma uggu
paalatho pattindi ra....

5) Program nuvvu ichina sare, nannu raayamanna sare,
Logic nuvvu cheppina sare nannu alochinchamanna sare, eppudayina
ekkadaina
ee cyber center lo nina sare ..choosukundam nee yabba

 

 

 

) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College
4) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software
6) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

 

Ileana: Em chestuntaru meeru,

Balaiah: Mari antha gattiga adigite em cheptaam. Nuvvem anukuntunnav?

Ileana: Ante… age ayipoyi cinemalu lekunda kali kali ga tiruguthu verri chupulu chusukuntu tirige bandodu anukunna….

balaiah: correct manamadhe…

Ileana: kaaligane unnav ga panikochche panulu cheyochu ga…

balaiah : kaali ga evadunnadu. Dabbuliste emaina chesta…

Ileana: emaina ante?

balaiah: ippudu flop cinemalu free ga chesaga, mamuluga aithe dabbulu tisukuni chestha…

Ileana: endukala?

………….

 

 

 

Chinna (Jr. NTR): Namasthe babai
Babai ( Balayya): Entra abbai kotha cinema theesavata
Chinna: Avunu ...ashok....manchi ki punch punch ki punche
Babai : Caption ekkado vinnattundi
Chinna: Neede koncham marcha...
Babai: Naa cinema choosi janalu rallatho kottaru.... Nuvvu jagratha..
Chinna : Flop ki neneppudu bayapadanu Babai floppe nannnu choosi bayapaduthundi
Babai : Super dialog beta... A cinema lodi
Chinna : Sonthanga cheppa
Babai : Okasari thoda gottu chinna
Chinna : Enduku babai
Babai : Appati nunchi doma karusthundi ra
Chinna : Enduku mana cinemalu boltha koduthunnayi... manake enduku ila jaruguthundi
Babai: Chesukunnavariki chesukunnantha mahadeva
Chinna : Identi babai cinema pera
Babai : Nee bonda......Avanni ardam aithe manam nandamuri varasulam ela avutham ra
Babai : Mee ayya malli cinema theesthunnadata
Chinna : Vaado diwane gadu.........Manake dikku ledu ..Vaani banda face ni evaru choostharu
Babai : Manavi banda face le kadara
Chinna : Avunanuko....Nuvvu retire ayipovachchu kada mari
Babai : Appude emaindi chinna.. telugu producers andarini adukkuthine la cheyaka pothe na peru balayye kadu
Chinna: Aa pani neneppudo start chesa... Monne okadu hussain sagar lo dukadu... kani bathiki poyadu na koduku
Babai : Intiki pilichi kalchi parey
Chinna : Case avuthundemo
Babai : Nenu cheyale....thedalosthe care hospital undane undiga
Chinna : ee matram hint is the chalu chelaregipotha...

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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Award winning Joke-Engineering Rocks Again

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               M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition

organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE student wakes his MBA friend and says

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

    The MBA ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and

we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically.....Someone has stolen our tent".

"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"